Are You A Lanzarote Expert?

We book people’s holidays to Lanzarote every day of the week, and it gives us a lot of insight into the people who come to visit the island. One surprising thing is how many of you come back time and time again, sometimes several times a year.

We call you our “Lanzarote experts.”

We thought we’d take a slightly tongue-in-cheek look at what sets our experts apart from our occasional visitors.

Are you a Lanzarote Expert?

1/ Do you ignore the guy beckoning you to park in the first car park at Teguise market to save yourself a long walk?

2/ Do you order cañas (halves) not jarras (pints) of beer because you know pints get warm too quickly in our hot weather?

3/ Do you know that steaks are generally cooked more rare here, so a medio hecho (medium) is like a rare at home, and a bien hecho (well done) is like a medium?

4/ Do you buy your duty free in resort, rather than at the airport, so you save a packet?

5/ Do you go for the shaded table in the restaurant, rather than trying to eat in the full sun?

6/ Do you book an airport car hire or take a taxi, so you arrive at your accommodation before the main crowd?

7/ Can say hello and good-bye and can you ask for your bill in Spanish?

What’s your score?

0-3 You need to come here more often!

4-5 Not bad, you’re a Lanzarote Lover all right!

6-7 You’re a Lanzarote expert! Wear your badge with pride!

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